He said:
I was walking down the street; well suited, cupcake in hand. I had this Rage Against The Machine song blasting on my iPod. I felt so subversive.
I replied:
No, dude, that was not subversive. That was inversive. I like to think that subversive acts are a bit more performative, or at least audible.
He said:
Can I use that in my poem?
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Among the characters that I miss the most since returning from India, are Mumbai's ridiculously unusual street canines. At a ratio of one to every couple of street blocks, these dudes are a sub-culture onto their own.
The fact that I am occupying precious blog space writing about dogs is already something of note — I'm a devoutly self-professed cat person. I’ve never owned a dog nor have any future desires. I’ve periodically bonded with friends’ dogs in the way one, as a camp counselor, might grow fond of children. For the most part I’ve had issues figuring out the proper angle of the Alpha gaze, the perfect excuse for deflecting an invitation to someone’s house when menstruating, and the absurdity of having to point the finger each time the poor creatures flatulate.
But the street dogs of India. Well, they’re really not dogs at all. More feline than canine. More reserved than gentlemen. More soul than anything. Instantly fascinating and totally unforgettable. And very much at the heart of the understated rhythm of my Bhulabai Dessai Road neighborhood:
Raju, the little prince of our lane, unmoved by the erratic stream of near skin flinching automobile encounters. Karmically speaking, no one would dare hit him. Instinctively, he was impervious to harm. Slept curled, catlike, under the cars. Challenged the night sky to impromptu singing competitions. Kept the lane watchmen company by their fragrant street fires.
Then there was, the white dog, who appeared each morning as we walked to Satsang. A ritual altered only by our delays and accelerations. If we were early, she’d be turning the bend to her corner; if on time, she’d be settling into a morning sit; if late, she’d meet our eyes at a distance.
By my second week in the neighborhood, I had gotten into a habit of carrying around a one kilogram bag of All-Veg Pedigree dog food (laboriously procured, at the local Pharmacy, for a set of temple cats; there is no cat food in India). On a couple of occasions, I had offered both dogs a handful to supplement their regular street diets and both seemingly refused the food until I intuited the following ritual:
a) Make some coy eye contact and say hello.
b) Put a handful of the food a couple of feet from chosen dog, being sure that the food is nearer to the building side of the pavement (versus roadside).
The dog will tentatively eye the food while performing a slight-footed deer-like stomp and bow.
c) Invite the dog to re-approach the food with a generous hand gesture.
d) Pat the dog on its head while crouching at head level. Say good-bye. Walk away.
e) Never look back or else the dog will get embarassed and abandon all attempts at eating.
Kinda mystical, this ritual. Like a puja of sorts.





